Korean Twinkies for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse!
Big news today is the bankruptcy of Hostess Brands, which produces Twinkies… Many locals started hoarding every last pack off grocery shelves and convenience-store racks… No need to panic though. Each and every Korean supermarket in the area carries Lotte “Custard Cream Cakes” — excellent substitutes for America’s national snack.
Like artery-clogging Twinkies, these babies contain partially hydrogenated vegetable oil… But hey, No Trans Fat — just like American Twinkies!
Complete ingredients list and nutritional information to be posted soon. Meanwhile, tell everyone… Koreatown is the best place in America to survive the Twinkie Apocalypse (Twinkapocalypse?).